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Daily Quick Break: March 3, 2008: Top 50 Funniest English Mistakes from New English Language Students
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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.DATING
That night, we went skin dipping- Just the two of us!
You mean you went skinny dipping?
It is called skinny dipping? But I’m not very skinny!
Well, that’s what they call it if you go swimming nude.
What is “Nude?”
Nude means Naked. No clothes or swimsuits.
Naked? No! I would never skin dip naked! There are little slippery fish everywhere! We skinned dipped with our underwear over us.
We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!
We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.
To read the rest, go to: Top 50 Funniest English Mistakes from New English Language Students
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