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Daily Quick Break: April 10, 2008: Top 10 Funniest Fairly Clean Limericks
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The last few of these top 10 funniest limericks are suggestive, but they are still much more mild than many limericks out there, particularly the ones about a great many people from Nantucket, who apparently have quite a variety of very interesting social encounters…
1. Old Reggie McGarr
I heard that old Reggie McGarr
Died peacefully, with his cigar,
Peacefully dreaming,
Not yelling and screaming
Like the folks in the back of his car.
-Albert Van Hoogmoed
2. The Woman Named Bright
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
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