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Daily Quick Break: January 20, 2008: The Funniest and Best Jokes by Comedian Steven Wright
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Steven Wright is one of a kind. His unique mind has come up with some classic one-liners. Some of them have even become part of pop culture. His dead-pan delivery and ultra-mellow style, mixed with some real mind-bending one-liners- some of which are practically Zen coens- have helped make him one of the most original and appreciated comedians of all time. The words “Comic genius” are thrown around a bit too often, but in the case of Steven Wright- they definitely fit! Here are some of his all time best one-liners.
These are Steven Wrights funniest jokes:
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
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January 27th, 2008 at 1:36 am
If a snake had wings…
May 26th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Hey baby, read me the warning on that washing powder again.