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Daily Quick Break: January 13, 2008: Short Jokes

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I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence.” It didn’t sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: “To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence.” It’s doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: “Re-read this line.” Trouble is, I’m not as sharp as I used to be, so it’s become my favorite book to curl up with on a rainy day. It absorbs me for hours.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.

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1. Lorraine Eckhart Says:
   January 13th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

   Little Red Riding Hood’s Got Nothin’ on Me!

2. Lorraine Eckhart Says:
   January 13th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

   Green is DEFINITELY my color.

3. tootoo Says:
   January 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

   this kitten is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. i will vote for this if i could. i’m sure that your
   other kittens,(if you have any more)will look cute in differnt outfits. (by the way i loveeee…
   the outfit that it’s wearing). but next time, please pick a stylish outfit if it’s a girl. but that does not mean that i don’t like the outfit i mean it’s really,really,really cute.well, for a kitten i guess. i used to have a cat but it died. its name was barney. it died when it was 16. but right now in heaven it’s 17. i bet he’s having fun. what, he was cute. by the way yours is really really cute in that outfit. is it really named, Link? that is not a very good name for a kitten. sorry,sorry,sorry.but anyway it’s cute.

4. Sashira Says:
   January 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

   where be the end of the rainbow?

5. Ellen Q. Says:
   January 13th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

   Meouw

6. your master Says:
   January 14th, 2008 at 12:04 am

   Zelda, eat your heart out!

7. Suzie Says:
   January 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

   Can I have some mittens to go with it?

8. erica Says:
   February 14th, 2008 at 11:42 pm

   awwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! the kitten is so cute
   i wish he was mine

9. Dan! Says:
   September 3rd, 2009 at 11:31 pm

   Suuuper cute, but you forgot the apostrophe. It should day “I’m” not “Im”. :)

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