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Daily Quick Break: January 19, 2008: Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew

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Here is a list of rules that men secretly wish women followed. If you don’t believe it, ask your guy, but first convince him he won’t get in trouble for being honest.

Rules For Women

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew…

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.

2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don’t make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you.

To read the rest, go to: Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew

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  1. Vicki Ragsdale Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Not in the water again!!

  2. Dee Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Meat Lover!

  3. Kris Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Oh my god! that bellyflop hurt

  4. al monus Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    afraid of water my ass

  5. WWWMeme Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    I’m after you, Sucker!

  6. Katie Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    I will make an uglier face than you! wait…. whats this blue stuff??????????????

  7. Paiger Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 2:31 am

    I belive i can swim, and catch the meat while im at it!

  8. Jan Garber Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 4:24 am

    Do you really want a tiger in you tank???

  9. Joe Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Alright, who took a dump?

  10. Cheri Ewan Says:
    January 27th, 2008 at 1:34 am

    Guess it’s true what they say about “Where’s Moby’s…..

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