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Daily Quick Break: April 25, 2008: Romance: The Beginning

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

Here are a few dating jokes:

I was walking to school one day, when suddenly a beautiful woman cut my eye.

I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

She had a husky’s voice.

I told her a joke and then she started smelling widely.

He had such a worm heart.

To read the rest, go to: Romance: The Beginning



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