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Daily Quick Break: February 1, 2008: Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

My landlord gave me a one year contraction.
It will be over soon.

The rent fee is only $300 per month.
That includes having gas and hitting.

Me and my brother share
a small womb in the basement.

We live on the sex floor.
Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.

To read the rest, go to: Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living

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  1. lolcat Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    He is exactly like me in every way, except 1/8 my size.

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