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Daily Quick Break: January 9, 2008: Parents

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

Bloopers and mistatements from ESL students about their mothers and fathers.
(Don’t say these things about your Momma!)

My mother is an inferior decorator.

My father is a highly rank government official.

My mother wants me to marry a good, successful man, but I want to marry my boyfriend.

My father has to wear expensive business dresses to work everyday.

My mother is amazing woman. Do you know she had a baby seven times.

To read the rest, go to: Parents

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  1. JMZ Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 8:40 am

    “Must…regain…strenth…Ah screw it, it go to work tomorrow.”

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