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Daily Quick Break: December 30, 2007: Oxymorons: A collection of funny oxymorons
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A friend sent me this list of oxymorons. Some are literally oxymorons and others are more a commentary on failings of companies, etc. There are some pretty funny ones here, and a few real gems. Enjoy.
Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Airline food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt head
Military intelligence
Software documentation
California culture
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
“Now, then …”
Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
To read the rest, go to: Oxymorons: A collection of funny oxymorons
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