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Daily Quick Break: December 18, 2007: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners
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A friend sent me this list of favorite one liners that someone had sent her. There are some great sayings, quotes and one liners here. Much thanks to whoever collected them.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
A bad plan is better than no plan.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.
To read the rest, go to: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners
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December 19th, 2007 at 2:49 am
dear sleepy,
you are a really cool and cute cat
January 12th, 2008 at 4:31 am
oh god, THERE BACK
January 30th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Apple, Peaches, punkin’ pie… who’s not ready hollar “I”