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Daily Quick Break: December 23, 2007: More Really Funny One Liners 2: More of the best funny one liners
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Here are some more of the the best funny one liners
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Atheists can do whatever the hell they want.
Attitude determines your altitude.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay…
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January 18th, 2008 at 6:05 am
when it comes i’ll get it
February 6th, 2008 at 9:28 am
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February 6th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Skulls and roses :) SWEET
February 6th, 2008 at 9:30 am
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February 6th, 2008 at 9:30 am
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