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Daily Quick Break: December 23, 2007: More Really Funny One Liners 2: More of the best funny one liners

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

Here are some more of the the best funny one liners

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Atheists can do whatever the hell they want.

Attitude determines your altitude.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay…

To read the rest, go to: More Really Funny One Liners 2: More of the best funny one liners

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