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Daily Quick Break: January 12, 2008: More Clever and Funny One Liners from T shirt Slogans, Bumper Stickers, Buttons, etc.

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 Here are more funny, stupid, clever and witty one liners from T shirt slogans, bumper stickers, buttons and elsewhere.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!

To read the rest, go to: More Clever and Funny One Liners from T shirt Slogans, Bumper Stickers, Buttons, etc.

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  1. Suzie Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    so wherz this mouse u were talkin about?

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