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Daily Quick Break: January 30, 2008: Great Quotes: Some of the best funny, witty and clever quotes
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Here is a collection of some of the best quotes and quotations. Funny, clever, witty, smart and wise.
”If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
—Doug Larson
“A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely.”
—Lubna Azmi
“A word to the wise isn’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.”
—Bill Cosby
“A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.”
—Unknown
“The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.”
—Tommy Bolt
“The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.”
—Polish Proverb
“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.”
—Ben Bergor
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February 13th, 2008 at 8:39 am
waiter…!!!! der is a mice/ fly in my tea