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Daily Quick Break: January 3, 2008: Funny Sayings 4: More of the best really funny sayings

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Here are some more of the best really funny sayings

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

For good, return good. For evil, return justice.

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Frog blast the vent core!

Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.

Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.

Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses.

To read the rest, go to: Funny Sayings 4: More of the best really funny sayings

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7 Responses to “Caption this Pic”

  1. Mika Kamppi Says:
    January 4th, 2008 at 7:11 am

    NO! Look Stupid,Focus then Shoot!.

  2. amanda Says:
    January 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    meow!!!

  3. OneOfAKind Says:
    January 5th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    Holy Crap Man Lets Get Some Sleep, YAWN

  4. Sneezy25 Says:
    January 10th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    If America is the “land of the free”, why is everything so expensive?

  5. BMAN Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    “What cute DOG?????
    BRING YOUR FACE HERE!!!”"”"

  6. Mm Mm Jackie ;) Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 12:28 am

    aaww.. MMEEOOOWWWW!!! :D:D

  7. Grimpy Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 12:13 am

    “Raaaaah” monster cat on the loose..

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