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Daily Quick Break: April 17, 2008: Funny Resume Mistakes

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Here are some funny resume mistakes:

“Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”

“Education: College, August 1880- May 1984.”

“Work Experience: Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.”

“Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.”

“I’m a rabid typist.”

“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.”
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