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Daily Quick Break: April 6, 2008: Funny Redneck Jokes: Haikus: Heart-Touching Poetry from the Trailer Park.
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Here are some really funny redneck jokes:
Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul. Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator/s must remain a mystery. And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched! BEAUTYNaked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSEA painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front doorOPTIONS
Unemployment’s out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce the darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs
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