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Daily Quick Break: January 7, 2008: Funny Pick Up Lines: The Top 50 Best Stupid and funny pick up lines ever!

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The Best dumb but funny pickup lines you should probably NEVER use:

Here are the top 50 dumbe and funny pick up lines and chat up lines (as they say over the pond). Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pick up lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

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  1. ellis sowden Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Man, dont be watchin me when i got poop!!!

  2. s and r Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    i lov sos

  3. s and r Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    holla at me baby

  4. Jean-luc le Maistre Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    HEY!! move im trying watch FAmily Guy on the toilet!

  5. kitty Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 6:22 am

    Did you put the flea spray away yet?

  6. JMZ Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 8:36 am

    “i’m sorry, you just missed her.
    Although…your welcome to come in and wait, Jerry….”

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