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Daily Quick Break: February 18, 2008: Funny Online Personals. Dating Jokes: Real, Funny Personals and Online Dating Site Profiles
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Here are some real, funny online personals, dating want ads and dating site profiles from real dating sites.
Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives.
Bitter, disillusioned SM recently rejected by longtime fiancee seeks decent, reliable woman, If such a thing exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced witches.
OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, ANTI-SOCIAL, MANIC and PARANOID, but BASICALLY NORMAL
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80’s, slim, 5′4″ (used to be 5′6″),
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking
for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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March 28th, 2008 at 2:22 am
the latest in cement brick mortar, now with more bite!