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Daily Quick Break: March 4, 2008: Funny Love Quotes and Quips

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Here are some funny love quotes and quips from famous celebrities:

The Japanese have a word for it. It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’
J. P. McEvoy

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.
Jon BonJovi

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

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