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Daily Quick Break: March 21, 2008: Funny Job Jokes: Job One Liners

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Thanks J.T. for sending these one liner jokes about jobs.  Some are pretty funny puns, others are painful.  But most of these quick one liner jokes about jobs are pretty clever, you have to admit…  

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

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