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Daily Quick Break: April 29, 2008: Funny George Carlin Jokes, Quotations and One-Liners

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Here are some Funny George Carlin jokes and quotations:

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

To read the rest, go to: Funny George Carlin Jokes, Quotations and One-Liners



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2 Responses to “Caption this Pic”

  1. Kayla` Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 5:37 am

    love it hahaha

  2. holly Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    i am kitty hear me ROAR

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