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Daily Quick Break: January 11, 2008: Funny expressions for saying someone is stupid or strange

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We’ve all heard a clever and witty way to describe someone who isn’t too bright or who acts a bit unusual. Here’s a collection of some of the best funny expressions for describing people who are a little, um, what’s the delicate way to say it? Stupid. Gee, I wish there were another way to say that…

He’s one taco short of a combo plate.
A few beans short of a chalupa.
one sandwich short of a picnic
A few beers short of a six-pack
One brick short of a load
A few cards short of a deck.
A few bees short of a hive.
He’s one chopstick short.
He’s one egg roll short of a Pu Pu Platter.

More expressions that are nicer ways of saying someone is strange, stupid, dumb or not very bright or smart.

To read the rest, go to: Funny expressions for saying someone is stupid or strange

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  1. Anonymous Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 2:15 am

    THE DOG WAS THIS BIG!

  2. Pearl Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    WANNA HAVE ONE ON ONE WITH ME??

  3. Rachel Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    So, as he was attacking me, i grabbed him by the shoulders and bit his ear off like this……

  4. CHAYMAE Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE…..GIMME MORE

  5. The Avenger Says:
    October 20th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I vont to suck your blood

  6. The Avenger Says:
    October 20th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Who’s nicked my accordian!?

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