http://www.innocentenglish.com/daily-quick-break/funny-deliberately-terrible-bad-first-2.html Funny English mistakes, jokes, signs, pics, quotes, sayings and more Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:34:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.innocentenglish.com/daily-quick-break/funny-deliberately-terrible-bad-first-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-3338 daniel hage Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:52:37 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/daily-quick-break/funny-deliberately-terrible-bad-first-2.html#comment-3338 There was a lingering smell in the cold autumn night. It was Franks' perspiration. He walked over to Jane and smiled. "Honey, I forgot to mention this yesterday." Jane looked at him, her eyes watering. She was in handcuffs and chained to the bed. She could hear her dog barking from outside. "I'm your father." There was a lingering smell in the cold autumn night. It was Franks’ perspiration. He walked over to Jane and smiled.
“Honey, I forgot to mention this yesterday.”
Jane looked at him, her eyes watering. She was in handcuffs and chained to the bed. She could hear her dog barking from outside.
“I’m your father.”

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