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Daily Quick Break: December 22, 2007: Funny Courtroom Mistakes

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Here are some funny courtroom mistakes based on actual transcripts

Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first

marriage terminated?

By death.

And by whose death was it terminated?

Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

What is your name?

Ernestine McDowell.

And what is your marital status?

Fair.

Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in

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  1. jessica Says:
    December 22nd, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    cutties!!!!!!!!! i adore kittens .

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