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Daily Quick Break: March 28, 2008: Funny Celebrity Quotes: Great Lines from Celebrities and Famous People

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Here are some funny celebrity quotes

When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar
Bruce Springsteen

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives. Maurice Chevalier

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns

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