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Daily Quick Break: March 24, 2008: Funny bloopers and quotes of politicians and celebrities

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Here are some funny bloopers and quotes from famous politicians and celebrities:

“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

“They gave me a book of checks. They didn’t ask for any deposits.”
Congressman Joe Early (D-Mass) at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank Scandal.

“He didn’t say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.”
Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn’t following up on his campaign pledge that there would be no loss of wetlands.

“It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.

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  1. Vonda Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    My friend would like that its funny.

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