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Daily Quick Break: December 25, 2007: Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses

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These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. ere asked for a brief statement describing their particular accident.

1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.

3. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

4. The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

5. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

6. The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.

7. I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.

To read the rest, go to: Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses

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  1. hayley Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    this person obviouslyy has a lot of time on their hands

  2. Anonymous Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 4:26 am

    NO its a horse not time
    OK zebra

  3. Loser Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 4:35 am

    palm reader says” How do i tell you this, i think you have an obsession with zebras or ze BRAS!

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