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Daily Quick Break: February 9, 2008: Dumb sayings 5: More of the top really dumb sayings
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Here are some more of the top really dumb sayings
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!
I’m not paranoid, they really are after me.
If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking.
If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn’t get very far.
If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies.
If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.
If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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