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Daily Quick Break: March 27, 2008: Dumb Jokes
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Why was the archeologist depressed? Because his career was in ruins!
The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?” Mary immediately answered, “Seven!”
The teacher was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”
“You really think I would give David any of my cookies?”
An idiot was taking sky-diving lessons. The instructor explained that it was time for his first jump, and all he had to do was jump from the plane, count to six, and pull the rip cord. A truck would be waiting for him in the field where he would land.
The man jumped from the plane when he was told to, and counted to six. When he pulled the rip cord, the parachute wouldn’t open. He tried the reserve chute and that didn’t open. Frustrated, he muttered to himself as he fell, “I’ll bet the truck won’t be waiting for me either.”
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March 31st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
they are so funny. well most of them. nearly wet my pants.
January 29th, 2011 at 6:37 am
the parashute one is funnnnny XD