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Daily Quick Break: May 10, 2008: Best one liners 7: More of the best stupid and witty one liners
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Here are some more of the best stupid and witty one liners
Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
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