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Daily Quick Break: January 5, 2008: Best lines 6: More of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes
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Here are some more of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes
If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.
If you’re happy, you’re successful.
If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.
Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
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January 5th, 2008 at 11:09 am
wow this is a big kernel…corn in my poop or poop in my corn?
January 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I’ll trade ya..
January 5th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Alright, 2 more pieces of corn and I will have the record for most corn shoved in a rodents mouth.
January 6th, 2008 at 2:02 am
would you maary me.
January 6th, 2008 at 3:12 am
MY CORN. DONT TOUCH ME OR MY CORN. CORN, treat.
January 6th, 2008 at 3:55 am
anyone wanna trade a two corns for a corn???
January 6th, 2008 at 3:55 am
hehehe…or $1 for a corn…hehehe
January 6th, 2008 at 5:44 am
hmm.. i bet if i puff out my cheeks enough, i can get all these veggies to fit!
January 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
yummy…yum..yum…healthy food for healthy mice’s…
March 16th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Oh god… this corn gives me such terrible gas!
October 10th, 2008 at 8:27 am
WAaahhaahhaahaa…Well, Mr Simpson, if you want to see the rest of your wife again, you will meet my demands.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:30 am
“A minute silence for Dave. Who had no idea that the big wooden block had a giant swinging silver claw of doom…still, no point in this perfectly good corn going to waiste…”
November 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
diet or popcorn?
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
so cute
December 17th, 2010 at 7:47 am
Corn? What corn?