Comments on: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers to a very old joke

By: Someone

Someone — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:44:25 +0000

Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

By: Emily

Emily — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:11:37 +0000

jessica simpson

huh? i thought it was fish

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:10:45 +0000

they need jessica simpson

wait i thought it was fish

By: nick

nick — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:20:16 +0000

u should get rid of the president in bush.

By: Wilfred Ruck

Wilfred Ruck — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:32:21 +0000

Barack Obama: Because CHANGE has come to the chicken

By: zeke

zeke — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:25:53 +0000

To any untrained eye, it was just a road, but the chicken, being highly superior to Earth’s dominent species, was looking into a portal that would be his ascending moment into a far greater world.

By: OMG

OMG — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:03:33 +0000

just google “why did the chicken cross the road” and i bet you will find like a hundred jokes

…but i still liked these the best!!!

By: Ange

Ange — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:41:24 +0000

Does anyone know any normal chiken jokes or any websites I could find them on?

By: OMG

OMG — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:10:06 +0000

lol these were hilarious and pretty accurate too…

By: Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:30:16 +0000

I think Dr.Suess had the best one