Comments on: Celebrity Poems: Send in your funny poetry about celebs.

By: Anony-Moose

Anony-Moose — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:30:08 +0000

Molly Quinn, thou art hot like the sun and just as orange.

By: James Beach

James Beach — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 20:41:33 +0000

Hey hold on, at least Tom had the courage to admit his pass-time: other man naked with drugs! Not only did he proclaim “I’m not gay!” publically, he did group sex/sodomy and was doing it on drugs, allegedly… But hey, hold on, Tom is a genius. Who else would commit to such films as MINORITY REPORT or MAGNOLIA? His popular hits (Mission Impossible, etc.) withstanding; now that we all know what was on his mind?! What did EYES WIDE SHUT come to encompass, anyway? I could write a cute poem about Cruise and try to publish it here but anyway, not much else to say…

By: Ana Ruiz

Ana Ruiz — Sat, 01 May 2010 00:01:36 +0000

I’m 10 percent sugure
I’m 10 percent spice
but I’m 80 percent bitch so you better be nice

By: laureen aged 13

laureen aged 13 — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:02:17 +0000

Michael Jackson hadn’t a clue
The press were sneaking near
With their cameras flashing widely
When Michael would appear

He slept in an oxegyn chamber
He’d bleached his skin white
His own children weren’t his
And his nose was out of sight

He was hit by the deadly PAPARAZZI!

With dark sunglasses on her face
Britney Spears sat in her car
Wondering if the paparazzi
Were lurking very far

She’d been an irresponsible mother
After dropping her child
Apparently, she’d taken drugs
Which made the tabloids wild

She was hit by the deadly PAPARAZZI!

Lindsay Lohan sits in rehab
Afting bumping into the press
The paparazzi had gotten her
Into a right mess

She’d been clubbing all night
Paris Hilton was there too
She was drunk when driving in her car
She didn’t have a clue

She was hit by the deadly PAPARAZZI!

Brad Pitt lay in bed at night
Thoughts spinning in his head
The tabloids were all wrong
No matter what they said

He betrayed his own religion
He wanted Jennifer back
He still loved Gwyneth Paltrow
His reputation was turning black

He was hit by the deadly PAPARAZZI

Celebrities are people
Just like me and you
They eat, sleep, drink
And have feelings too

Untrue silly stories
That you happen to overhear
Can really hurt a person
And make them stress with fear

Don’t always believe something
If you don’t know if it’s true
Paparazzi want money
They don’t care about you

If you knew the truth about celebrities
You’d get a big surprise
So don’t go wasting your money
And don’t believe those stupid lies.

By: whitlol

whitlol — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:39:04 +0000

;);););););););););););)
insted of droping the f bomb, i will say that this is some funny s***

By: twinkle;)

twinkle;) — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:57:00 +0000

back off britney, shes never done anything wrong

By: nidaa

nidaa — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:31:54 +0000

Jarryd hayne is pain
in the game
and his fame
causes me so much pain
coz he is so hot numba1# pain!OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SMEXI PIECE OF SMEXINESS!

By: jessica1111

jessica1111 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:26:50 +0000

some people say shes pretty some people say shes rude some people say shes with chris brown have s** nude

By: {Britneyfan}

{Britneyfan} — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:37:27 +0000

dont talk sh** bout britney b***** u mess wit her ur on for it!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATERZ!!!!

By: Toxicbarbie

Toxicbarbie — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:22:24 +0000

Justin Timberlake.

Just a guy who thinks he is
Ultra cool. The
Senseless pop star is only just a fool.
The thickheaded wangsta may be able to dance, but
In reality he needs to hang up the baggy pants.
Nothing will help him loose his ‘boy band’ look.

The screeching sound of his voice makes you think,
Is this guy for real?
Maybe he is nervous his career will sink. His
Behavior is superior to a monkey. His
Ears must deceive him because he’s just too funky!
Really shouldn’t covered Kurt Cobain’s own hump.
Like disposable diapers, always getting dumped.
Acting or singing, he has neither.
Know what’s cool about JT? I don’t either.
Epic fail, Justin.