Comments on: Celebrity Poems: Send in your funny poetry about celebs.

By: jessica1111

jessica1111 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:26:50 +0000

some people say shes pretty some people say shes rude some people say shes with chris brown have s** nude

By: {Britneyfan}

{Britneyfan} — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:37:27 +0000

dont talk sh** bout britney b***** u mess wit her ur on for it!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATERZ!!!!

By: Toxicbarbie

Toxicbarbie — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:22:24 +0000

Justin Timberlake.

Just a guy who thinks he is
Ultra cool. The
Senseless pop star is only just a fool.
The thickheaded wangsta may be able to dance, but
In reality he needs to hang up the baggy pants.
Nothing will help him loose his ‘boy band’ look.

The screeching sound of his voice makes you think,
Is this guy for real?
Maybe he is nervous his career will sink. His
Behavior is superior to a monkey. His
Ears must deceive him because he’s just too funky!
Really shouldn’t covered Kurt Cobain’s own hump.
Like disposable diapers, always getting dumped.
Acting or singing, he has neither.
Know what’s cool about JT? I don’t either.
Epic fail, Justin.

By: Anna =]]]

Anna =]]] — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:49:22 +0000

Brittney Spears sins
songs abut things
but those songs are old
thats why she went bald
she got dumped by a dude
and that was so rude
and now she went wild
her and her child

=]] all credit to an 12 year old girl

By: Reagan

Reagan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:20:47 +0000

SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH

By: Reagan

Reagan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:02:58 +0000

THE BEATLES
Beatles Beatles
Ate a bag of needles
If only they could get help
They would no longer yelp

By: Reagan

Reagan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:59:44 +0000

Harry Potter
Harry Potter had a lovely daughter
The Daughter loved to slaughter
Poor animals underwater
Oh harry potter

By: Reagan

Reagan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:57:34 +0000

Hilary Duff
Hillary Duff o Hillary Duff
One day she got hit with a big ball of fluff
Hillary Duff o Hillary Duff
Got put in a very tight handcuff

By: Reagan

Reagan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:54:00 +0000

Axl Rose
Axl Rose performed November Rain
When he suddenly felt a stabbing pain
Slash had shoved a knife in his back
Axl Rose started to quack

Axl Rose liked to sing
Axl Rose liked to wear bling
When Axl Rose lost his bandana
Axl Rose got hit in the head with a banana

Axl Rose hated David Lee Roth
One day Axl Rose went completely goth
Axl Rose ate a bee
Axl Rose was not filled with glee

Axl Roses voice was deep
Axl Roses pool was deep
One night Axl Rose got drunk
In his pool Axl Rose sunk

By: LOL

LOL — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:41:30 +0000

NNIce.. had a laugh