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Celebrity Oops
Here are some of the most famous celeb oops moments ever recorded… Jessica Simpson, Brittney Spears and a lot more. Some of the funniest and most embarrassing celebrity oops moments are here.
Celebrity Oops:
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson
“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton
“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It’s my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!” - Jessica Simpson
“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton
“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields
“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose
“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger
“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley
“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff
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March 14th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
funny but paris they sell all kinds of stuff at walmart not just wall stuff
May 9th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
i love this place!!!