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Britney Spears 911 Call Tape Transcript from January 3, 2008

Police were called to Britney Spears’ home around 8pm tonight, because of a domestic disturbance involving Kevin Federline, who is Spears’ ex-husband and the father of Britney’s two children. Five police cars arrived at the scene, as well as a fire truck and ambulance, over the course of the four hour ordeal. Some early reports suggest [...]

Cheney Wins “Man of the Year” 2007 (In Hell)

Vice President Dick Cheney has won the coveted “Person of the Year" award in Hell, according to anonymous inside sources who leaked the news on the condition of anonymity. The leak comes three weeks ahead of the official announcement. When asked to confirm or deny the news, the Office of Hell Communications refused to comment [...]

Bush Reacts to House Vote to Impeach Cheney

Bush opposed to impeaching Cheney “You and I are a civilized nation. We shouldn’t throw peaches at anyone. President George W. Bush today commented on the impending House vote to impeach Cheney, brought to the floor by Dennis Kucinich. A Washington Post reporter asked President Bush “Mr. President, what do you think about Kucinich bringing to the [...]

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