Best Worst pickup lines ever: Bad and cheesy pickup lines

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?

Hi. there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Wow. You still look pretty good for how old you must be.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Hi. I bet you 50 bucks I’m easier than you are.

Can I even get a fake number?

What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but hey, I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m easy, are you?

Hi. The only reason I’m talking to you is because I’m hoping that in 20 minutes we’ll be having sex at my place.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Do you have a GPS on your phone? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me. Can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be as empty as my life would be without you in it.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Now I know why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart

I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for you.

is your dad a baker, because you have some great buns!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

Are you from Tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!!

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Did u get that body at Macdonald’s? Because ‘I’m lovin it’.

*Fall in front of a girl* Wow, I’ve never fallen for a girl like you before

I’ve heard milk is good for the body, but DAMN how much did you drink!?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. Wanna see?

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

if you were a book you would be considered FINE PRINT

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a guy can get

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

do u like sleeping? Me too! Wow! Hey, let’s do it together sometime.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’d be called McGorgeous.

My neck hurts.  Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

I noticed you noticing me noticing you. Did you notice?

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

Excuse me? You dropped something back there. My jaw!

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Is your father an alien? cause you’re body is outta this world!

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Got me? I’ll do your body good.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

i love your outfit but think it would look alot better on my bedroom floor.

Do you know CPR? cuz you just took my breath away.

I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….

well there’s the exit. Will u go out with me?

Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid? Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.

Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

There you are! All of us other angels up in Heaven have been worried sick about you! 

Hey, didn’t you hear? The modeling convention was changed to tomorrow.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you.

Hi. So, smile if you want to sleep with me.

Hi. Just say no if you don’t want me to not kiss you now.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I may not be mr. right, but i’ll do you till he shows up.

i really like your peaches, and wanna shake your tree.

Do you know why I cant see any stars tonight ? – You outshine them.

Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.

I envy your lipstick, can u put some on me?

Hey, do u have like one minute? I want to hit on u.

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!

Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

*pat butt* “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?

if you where my home work, I’d do you on the table.

Do you like to dance? Then go over there and dance so i can talk to your friend.

You must be a general cuz my privates are at attention!

Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.

Hey baby, how about we do some math? We’ll subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

Want to make an easy 50 bucks?

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!!!

Is ur shirt felt? Do u want it to be?

I’m like Taco Bell. I’ll spice up your night

Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!

Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
cause i swear i see myself in your pants!

Nice legs. What time do they open?

How about you sit down on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

do you have a ninja in your pants because your ass is kicking.

Do you deliver peoples mail, because i don’t want to surprise you with my package.

how do you like your egg’s in the morning? fertilized?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

Nice shoes. Let’s go DO IT.

Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me!

Do you know anything about computers? I need a hand with my hardware.

Smells like I’m not the only one who hasn’t showered recently. Shall we?

Nice shoes. Can I wear them?

If love is blind, can I check out your clothes in Braille?

Do you do karate? cause your ass is kickin!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Hi. Promise me you won’t die like the others.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Wow! Are those REAL?

is your name CAMBELL? cos ur ‘MMM MMM GOOD!’

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Damn girl! I’m glad I’m not blind!

If one of your legs was Thanksgiving, and the other Christmas, well, that would be really really weird, wouldn’t it?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Can I buy you a drink or are you already easy?

Hi. I have only three months to live.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I don’t really stalk women so much anymore, but you are definitely stalk worthy!

Hey, I bet we have some of the same prescriptions!

Oh crap. You stopped my heart! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Pull my finger.

Hey cucumber can I get your number.

Hey zucchini take off your bikini.

Hey are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a girlfriend?

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Do you like fruits? Because your the apple of my eye.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Is your dad a baker, because you got hot buns.

Baby, are you in a car cause you driving threw my mind

Did you know there’s no cure for Herpes? I’ve been learning a lot about it recently.

I’m going to stare at your boobs now. Here I go.

Hey! I think we might be related!

If this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.

Hi. I’m looking for a lover withOUT a disease for once.

Your hair flows like a waterfall down the craggy mountain which is your head.

You know the more I drink, the closer to pretty you get!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is u.

Nice shirt. It would look great crumpled up in the alley behind my car.

Wow, your hair has a really unique aroma. Do you work at Denny’s?

Hi. Before I blow five bucks, is this a good time of the month for you?

Are you stalking me cuz that would be super.

You’ll do.

Page topic: Worst pickup lines and chat up lines ever. truly bad and cheesy pickup lines.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so  can I buy you a drink?

Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.

i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

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Good Pickup lines: here are some great (and stupid) funny pickup lines and chat up lines. Some are sweet, some cheesy, some bad, but hey, some just might be worth a try…

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me!

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? My jaw!

Good news, the test results are negative!

Got me? I’ll do your body good.

Grab them in the butt and ask, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how guyy time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

I envy your lipstick.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I have only three months to live.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

I think my medication is wearing off.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a guy can get

Guy: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Pull my finger.

Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

Woguy, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room!

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BEST FUNNY REDNECK PICKUP LINES

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford Pickup Truck. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps.

Howdy. You’re not the kinda unchristian girl that goes out drinking and then spends the night with the first loser she meets are ya? Well then, how about your uglier friend there?

Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Hey Baby. Wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 11 anyway.

Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips next to my tulips. And then plant some watermelon and probably a few tomato plants. It’s a little late in the year for lettuce, but we might be able to still get a few green beans to grow, iffen we add enough fertilizer, and give ‘em a lot of evening water since day water can just kill off those suckers right quick, cuz of how strong the sun is and those water beads just act like a magnifier, which is great for zapping those sunbich aphids but don’t do the vegetables no good at all which is why- what was we talking about?

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

A few more beers, and I’d probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I’ll give you one!

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Funny comebacks to stupid, dumb and funny pickup lines.

Here’s some funny responses to have in mind, just in case some guy tries any “clever”, funny or dumb pick up lines on you.

Top pick up line comebacks:

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Maybe. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not Enter”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized !”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:
Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing”.

Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account. Then the door.”

Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

This may be the all time most memorable response to a pick up line. From Erin Brockovich, starring Julia Roberts. Remember this scene?

George: Can I get your number?
Erin Brockovich: My number? Which one do you want?
George: How many numbers you got?
Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin’ outta my ears. For instance: ten.
George: Ten?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That’s how many months old my baby girl is.
George: You got a little girl?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How ’bout this for a number? Six. That’s how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I’ve been married – and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That’s my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I’m guessing zero is the number of times you’re gonna call it!

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COMING SOON: VOTING TO CHOOSE the best pickup lines ever.

Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…

Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

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