I am guilty. When you make a mistake, you have to pay for it.

I’ve forgotten how much that woman hates me, and how much I hate her.

Oh no, no, no, you see, to be a kleptomaniac, you can’t sell any of the stuff afterwards or you lose your amateur standing.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Remember the Night’: Quotes from the movie ‘Remember the Night’

I’m placing my thoughts elsewhere while you chatter away.

I’m sorry, sir, I was too busy serving to listen to the speeches.

The cook cooks the cooked breakfast, while his assistant toasts the toasts.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Remains of the Day, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Remains of the Day, The’

My name’s Edna, but the girls just call me Eddie.

So Young. So Bad. So What!

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Reform School Girls’: Quotes from the movie ‘Reform School Girls’

First you must tame the anger that lives in your belly.

When day meets night, only one can survive.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Red Sun Rising’: Quotes from the movie ‘Red Sun Rising’

(1)I don’t like raisins (2)Why?
(1)Theyre humiliated grapes.

(jonhhy aka Sam runs down a hall to doctors in white coats slides on his knees and says) Mommy?

1)Be serious. 2)I am. 1)Really? 2)I’m always serious. I’m TOO serious.

1)Could you please glue your sequant 2) Do we have an internal sequant issure to deal with Benjamin

1)Did you ever see those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff? 2)They scare me. 1)Yeah me too.

1)Did you have to go to school for that? 2)No, I got thrown out of school for that.

1)Did you have to go to school for that? 2) I got kicked out of school for that.

1)He can really cook can’t he? 2)Yeah, although for grilled cheese, I might use the wool setting. 1)That’s what I told him. 2)Really? What did he use? 1)Rayon. Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have burned it. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it.

1)Its a shame about raisins. 2)Cannibals. 1)Yeah.

1)Maybe I should invite him back in. 2)Yeah, before someone sticks a stamp on his head and mails him to Guam.

1)What did you do to my hubcaps? 2)I… don’t know.

1)You don’t like raisins? 2)Not really. 1)Why? 2)They used to be fat and juicy. And now they’re twisted. They had their life stolen. Well, they used to taste sweet but really they’re just humiliated grapes.

Aside from being a little mentally ill, she seems pretty normal to me.

Benny: Hi, I’m Benny.
Sam: With an ‘N’?
Benny: Yeah, two of them…
Sam: ah…
Benny: And this is Joon
Sam: with an ‘N’?
Joon: one…
Sam:gotcha

Benny: So why’d you leave?
Ruthie: L.A.? I wasn’t that good of an actress.
Benny: Well, that’s not how Sam tells it. He’s raving about you.
Ruthie: Yeah, well, he’s sweeter than he is judgmental. How long have you known him?
Benny: Sam? Uh, 72 hours.
Ruthie: Be serious.
Benny: I am.
Ruthie: Really?
Benny: I’m always serious. I’m too serious.

Benny: You can’t bet a human being!

Benny:I hope you’re happy.Ihope you are happy with what you have done.
[slams Sam against wall]Stay away from my sister.You hear me? STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! Sam:No…No… Benny:You wanna know why everyone laughs at you?Cause’ your an idiot.A first class MORON!
Sam:[put down by Benny]You’re scared…Benny.
Benny:I’m WHAT?!? [Sam shakes his head] You’re scared. I can see it.
You know what,Benny?[avoiding to look at him] I used to look up to you.Now I can’t even look AT you. [walks out of hospital.]

Benny:Mrs.Smail said you abandoned the house.Did you leave the house alone?
Joon:Define ‘alone’…
Benny:You know full-well what I’m talking about.Listen I can’t be at work worried wether or not your knocking another house-keeper into retirement.First there was Ms.Larksburg.
Joon: A woman deeply and hygennically disturbed.
[Benny giving wierd look] Her hair smelt.
Benny:Then there was Mrs.Piltz…
Joon: Pitlz? The answers’ in the question. Let’s face it, Benjamin, hiring house-keepers is not your forte’.

cindy your sick cindy you need help cindy no no nnoooo no no no

Don’t under-estimate the metally ill; we know how to count.

Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?

Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?

Hey, Benny! Thanks for the couch. Mike made me sleep under the sink.

I didn’t know I could wright like that

I didn’t mean to kick him out. I mean, I didn’t kick him how, he just-he just left.

In Ireland, they have a saying: When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken.

It’s a shame about raisens.

Joon, I love you
Me too.

Joon: Did you have to go to school for that?
Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that.

Joon: Have we an internal sequin issue to deal with, Benjamin?

Joon: Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?

Joon: He can really cook, can’t he?
Benny: Yeah, although for grilled cheese, I might use the wool setting.
Joon: That’s what I told him.
Benny: Really? What did he use?
Joon: Rayon. Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have…
Benny: Would have burned it.
Joon: Right. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it.

Joon: She was given to fits of semi-precious metaphors.
Benny: She’s a housekeeper, Joon, not an English professor

Joon: Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.

Joon: What?
Sam: Kirk Douglas… Van Gogh… ear…
Joon: Oh.

Joon: You can’t throw him out, I won him

Joon: You’re out of your tree.
Sam: It’s not my tree.

Joon:I ran an errand! Benny:You did? (Joon shows him the bag of fish) Joon: They’re both names Steven..one with a v and one with a ph

No, Cindy…you’re sick!

Oh, they taste sweet. But really, they’re just humiliated grapes.

Ruthie, do you have any avocados?

RUTHIE-hey pal I’m trying to work here if you don’t mind!

SAM-oh my god. I just been looking for my boyfriend. Have you seen him? He’s a cute guy with a little mole on his right cheek.

GUY-Hey Ruthy, one of your ghosts come back to haunt ya?

SAM-Ohhhhhhoooh! Oh brad! Oh Brad! Brad, please don’t be dead. Brad, i never go the chance to tell you, how much you meant to me. Oh Brad PLEASE!…….It’s you, your you, Ruthie Melon, a coststar of the prom queen mutilator with Dick Beebee.

RUTHIE-You saw that?

SAM-He was mine! He was mine! No Cindy you’re sick. Cindy you need help! No Cindy! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ((while yelling this Johnny Depp aka sam is stabing self in the heart with an imaginary knife))

Salad Shoooooter!

Sam: How sick is she?
Benny: Oh, she’s plenty sick.
Sam: Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she’s pretty normal.

Sam: Joon. I, I love you.
Joon: Me too.
[door opens]
Joon: [getting up] Don’t tell Benny.
Sam: Okay.

Sam: Mommy!

Sam: Mommy?

Sam: Thanks for the couch. Um… Mike made me sleep under the sink.

sam: u dont like raisons? joon: not realy. sam: why? Joon: they used to be fat and juicy, but now there shriveled and twisted. Like they had their life stolen.I guess Im not a big supporter of the raison council. Sam: Did u see those raisons on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff. Joon: they scare me. sam: yeah me 2. joon: its sick how they make them sing and dance so that people will eat them. sam: its a shame about raisons. joon: canibals. sam: yeah! do u like avacodoes? joon: they r a fruit you know. sam: ruthy? do u have any avacadoes?

Sam: Why don’t you like raisins?
Joon: Well, they taste sweet, but really they’re just humiliated grapes.

Sam: You don’t like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they’re twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they’re just humiliated grapes. I can’t say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It’s sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It’s a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados?
Joon: They’re a fruit you know.
Sam: Ruthie, do you got any avocados?

she paints, she reads, she sets things on fire.

Silk is too soggy. Cotton would burn in. Rayon is just right.

Soap on a rope…slightly used!

They used to be fat and juicy, now they’re twisted. They had their life stolen.

They’re both named Steven–one with a V and one with a ph

They’re both names ‘Steven’…one with a ‘v’ and one with a ‘ph’

with an n?

you can’t kick him out, I won him

You’re out of your tree . . . It’s not my tree!

You’re out of your tree…

[Benny is at his garage and the phone rings.]
Waldo: HEY, BENNY, JOON’S ON THE PHONE AGAIN!
Benny: Well tell her I’ll call her back; find out what she wants.
Waldo: It’s an emergency; she says you’re runnin’ low on Peanut Butter Super Chunks.
Benny: Emergency!

[Benny, Mike, Thomas and fellow technician are playing poker.]
Mike: I got a solution to your housekeeper problem: you can have my roommate.
Joon: Oh… that’s a teriffic offer, Benjamin. Save you from the wretched chores of ”Smail shopping.” Those places are such drudgery, arent they? ”Montgomery Smails,” ”Smails & Roebuck,” ”Smails-R-Us”–
Benny: JOON!

[Joon, Mike & Thomas have played poker with weird stakes.]
Mike: Hey, man, rules are rules! Without ‘em there’s no order in the universe!
Benny: Oh, don’t you give me that crap! You took advantage!
Joon: …of your sick sister. A heart flush is a perfectly respectable hand.
Mike: Not respectable enough!
Benny: HEY, SHUT UP, MIKE! I am not takin’ this guy home!
Mike: Ya have to, man! Remember the bet I lost where I had to replate your socket set? I didn’t back out, did I?
Benny: YOU CAN’T BET A HUMAN BEING!!!!

[while playing cards]
Eric: Salad shooter!

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Benny and Joon’: Quotes from the movie ‘Benny and Joon’

Anyway, dying’s only dying.

He wished that he, too, had a wound, a red badge of courage.

How do you know you won’t run when the time comes?

I got holes in my cap, holes in my pants. But there ain’t no holes in me, except the ones that were intended.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Red Badge of Courage, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Red Badge of Courage, The’

He loves me about as much as the Devil loves holy water.

I’m sayin’ he’s a bad Yankee. I’m a good ‘un.

Why, you’re a lawyer, not a gunboat.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Reap the Wild Wind’: Quotes from the movie ‘Reap the Wild Wind’

Burn the planet to a cinder, how’s that for your ultimate weapon?

Damn you all to hell!

He bleeds! The lawgiver bleeds!

The bomb is a holy weapon of peace.

The only good human is a dead human!

The only thing that matters in the end is power. Naked, merciless power!

Beware the beast man for he is the devil’s pawn. Of all God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land.

What will he find out there, doctor? Dr. Zaius: His destiny.

Your greed made a desert of it ages ago.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Beneath the Planet of the Apes’: Quotes from the movie ‘Beneath the Planet of the Apes’

(about to kiss)1.Wait. 2.Your dad’s not here again, is he?

1)lesbian
2) she no lebonese

1.) How could you fall in love with an English boy? 2.) He’s Irish 1.) They all look bloody the same to me.

1.) This is the same thing that happened to your niece. She ran away with that white boy with blue hair and now she wears those small, small skirts 2.) But mom, she’s a fashion designer 1.) She’s divorced that’s what she is.

A lesbo? I thought she was a Pisces?

All I’m saying is that there is a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one of them without a fellar.

chi chi chi! he was touching you all over!

Children are a map of their parents

Do you know I cooked a lovely curry the other day?

dont tell me. the offside rule is when the french mustard has to be between rhe teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.

i saw that kevin with a blonde girl last nite and it didnt look like they were doin much of the bleeding day. mother kevin can shag who he bloody well wants! look darling all im saying is theres are reason why sporty spice is the only 1 without a fella!

Jess:That’s not all. She called me a Paki. But I guess that’s something you wouldn’t understand.
Joe: Jess, I’m Irish. Of course I understand what that feels like.

Joe, man, Joe.

Joe: Look, Jess. I saw it. She fouled you. She tugged your shirt. You just overreacted, that’s all.
Jess: That’s not all. She called me a Paki. But I guess that’s something you wouldn’t understand.
Joe: Jess, I’m Irish. Of course I understand what that feels like.

Joe: Where do you normally play?
Jess: In the park.
Joe: No.. I meant what position?

joe:your parents don’t always know what’s best for you jess.

keira:mum, just because i wear trackies and play sport does not make me a LESBIAN!!!

no boys gonna want to go out with a girl with bigger muscles then him.

No more football!

No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham

OH WILL YOU BOTH PACK IT IN!!!!!!!

Paula: Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!

Paula: Just remember there’s a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fellow!

Paula: So when the French Mustard is between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt it’s offside.

put me off beans on toast for life

sometimes to follow your dreams you have to bend all the rules

Take your lesbo feet out of my shoes!

Those mosquito bites will look like juicy, juicy mangoes!

Video Man: Eyes down. Don’t smile. Indian bride never smiles. You’ll ruin the bloody video.

Wedding Guest (older woman): She’s not Lebanese, she’s Punjabi

Wedding Guest: Lesbian? I thought she was a Pisces

will you leave her alone if she is not interested in boys well quite frankly im over the moon about that

will you two pack it in look at the state of my fushous.!!!!!

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Bend It Like Beckham’: Quotes from the movie ‘Bend It Like Beckham’

#1-What is your name forty-one? #2-(name) #1-(name) let me die. #2-We keep you alive to serve this ship, row well and live.

(To the sound of the drum and under the watch of the task master with whip in hand.) RAMING SPEED!

1) If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye. 2) If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.

And I felt His voice take the sword out of my hand.

Charelton Heston is MY emperior!

Down Eros!! Up Mars!!

Find them Messala! Restore them to me, and I will forget what I have vowed with every stroke of that oar you chained me to.

Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.

I only know that I race against Messala!

If I had a voice to sing, I would sing you a song of horses!

In his eagerness to save you, your God has also managed to save the Roman fleet!

Is anytihing so sad as unrequeited love?…

Juda Ben-Hur, will you run our National Spear Association?

Judah Ben-Hur: If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye.
Esther: If I were not a bride, there would be no good-byes to be said.

Judah…Look he’s driving a Greek chariot.

Now listen to me, all of you. You are all condemned men. We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live.

Row well and live, 41.

Sextus! You ask how to fight an idea. I tell you how: with another idea!

Someday these chariotes will go 500 laps, with 800 horses, at 200MPH, at a place called Daytona.

They will take this bow & arrow from my cold dead fingers.

We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well and live.

We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live

You can arrest him.

You can break a man’s skull. You can arrest him. You can throw him in a dungeon. But how do you fight an idea?

You fight an idea… with another idea

You think it’s over, Judah. It’s not over. Look for them.. Uhhhhh! in the valley…uhhh!.. of the LEPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can recognize them

You! I said no water for him!

Your eyes are full of hate, Forty-One. That’s good. Hate is what keeps a man alive.

Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That’s good. Hate keeps a man alive.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Ben-Hur’: Quotes from the movie ‘Ben-Hur’