Stupid, Funny Quotes, Questions & Sayings

More Really Funny Sayings, Witty Quotes, Clever Bumperstickers and more

Here are some more really funny sayings, witty quotes, cute and clever bumper sticker quotes,  and interesting thoughts.  Some are pretty funny, a few are hilarious, some are painfully true, and some are clever and witty.  (and of course, some of these are pretty stupid sayings and dumb sayings that aren’t that amazing…   ) 
     You have […]

Funny Simpson Quotes and Sayings and Lines

   Here are some very funny Simpsons quotes, lines and sayings, from The Simpsons TV show.
Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
  
  Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but […]

Funny Deep Thoughts: Funny Sayings and Thoughts that make you think

Here are some funny sayings, witty one liners and thought provoking oxymorons  that make you think. 
The future isn’t what it used to be.
This man’s work cannot be underrated.
Way down deep he’s shallow.
Before they made him they broke the mold.
Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined.
—Samuel Goldwyn
 
I feel a lot more like I […]

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