Cute Love Quotes

I don’t think I’m that good at telling time. He said he’d love me forever, and I thought forever was a lot longer

I ran into my ex the other day…. put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!

anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart

If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day…I’d be holding the galaxy in my hands

Can i get directions to you heart, I’m kinda lost in ur eyes

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven … Did it hurt?

She said “Im afraid of falling…” and he whispered “I have wings!

Last night i sent an angel to watch over u while u were sleeping. It came back early and i asked it why? Its said “Angels dont watch other Angels”

NO one is worth your tears.. but the one who is, won’t make you cry…

Girl: what’s your favorite color?
boy:beautiful
girl:that’s not a color
boy: yes it is, its the color of your eyes

He handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I’ll love u till the last one dies

Can miles truly separate you from friends… If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there? ~Richard Bach

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. ~Leo Buscaglia

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels, and I call them my best friends.

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever. ~Rabindranath Tagore

The ideal friendship is to feel as one while remaining two.
– Anne Sophie Swetchine

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without.”
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”
~Aristotle

“The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge.”
~Bertrand Russell

“The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.”
~Nicholas Sparks

“I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.”

“I don’t make mistakes.. I just date them.”

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh
–W. H. Auden

It’s been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don’t believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again
Can’t find a reason why God gave you to me. But that’s not a question to be asked. May be question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you

Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important. —Lisa Hoffman

I don’t want to live– I want to love first, And live incidentally.
—Zelda Fitzgerald(in a letter)

It is better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
—Alfred Lord Tennyson.

Love is friendship set on fire. — Jeremy Taylor

Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
—Jeanne Moreau .

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
—George Sand .

Page topic: Cute Love Quotes

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.
~Polish Proverb

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.
~Ben Bergor

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
~Garry Trudeau

Have no fear of perfection–you’ll never reach it.
~Salvador Dali

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
~Jim Morrison

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
~Gilda Radner

Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.

People like you are the reason people like me take pills!
~Neva Faith Linn

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’

Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.
~Loelia, Duchess of Westminster

There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and
~Brad Ramsey

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
~Mae West

I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
~Oscar Wilde

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
~Groucho Marx

Life was so much easier when your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties!

Our childhood is what we spend the rest of our lives overcoming.
~Amy Bennett

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
~Oscar Wilde

A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.
~Stephen Fry

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
~Doug Larson

A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely.
~Lubna Azmi

A word to the wise isn’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
~Bill Cosby

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
 

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
~Tommy Bolt

A hard man is good to find.
~Mae West

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
~Dick Gregory

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
~H.L. Mencken

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
~Alan Coren

I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror.
~Flann O’Brien

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
~Groucho Marx

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
~H.L. Mencken

The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact.
~Stephen Sondheim

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.
 

Reality is a hallucination brought on by lack of alcohol.
 

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
~Compton Mackenzie

I guess a drag queen’s like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect.
~Harvey Fierstein

He’s too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
~Neil Simon

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
~Dean Martin

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
~Fran Lebowitz

Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
~Woody Allen

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.
~Michelle Pfeiffer

How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.
~Sara Swank

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it’s often the same message: They hope it’s my last.
~Al Forman (former MLB umpire)

I wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth. Then I learned that there were laws against suicide.
~Missy Fruchter

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?
~Leo Duracher

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend’s houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
 

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
~Bill Cosby

Sometimes you have to do that with adults–just say what they need you to say–so they’ll get out of your face.
~Tarantula Shoes by Tom Birdseye

I’m so far gone that I’m telling the truth. It sounds like a foreign language.
~Father Figure by Richard Peck

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
~Franklin Jones

Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.
~Cal Thomas

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
~Fred Allen

Don’t be so humble–you are not that great.
~Golda Meir

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
~Robin Williams (on Clinton/Lewinsky affair)

If you’re going to make every game a matter of life or death, you’re going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you’ll be dead a lot.
~Dean Smith

Home is a place where teenagers go to refuel.
 

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
~Tori Filler

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
~Steven Wright

Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing and spiked hair to friend: I don’t really like dressing like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go.
 

Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
~Ed Asner

I knew we were in for a long season when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one of my players said, ‘Every time I hear that song I have a bad game.’
~Jim Leyland

You’ve reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.
 
Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest.
~Neil Kinnock

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
~Casey Stengal

You know your children have grown up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going.
 
A kindergarten teacher is someone who loves children and hates zippers.
 
Better to be forgotten than sued.
~Dave Weinbaum

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
~Dave Berry

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

It’s better to leave while staying is welcomes than to stay while leaving is welcomed.
 
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~Phyllis Diller

Isn’t it amazing how nice people are to you when they know you’re leaving?
 
Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.
~Proverbs 10:26

The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
 

One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.
 

The young always have the same problem–how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this problem by defying their parents and copying one another.
~Quentin Crisp

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
~Molly McGee

You know you’re in love when you take the longer way to class even if it means going up two extra stair cases just to see his face.
 
Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.
 
He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.
 
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.
~Sam Ewing

A thoughtful kid is one who leaves enough gas in the tank for you to get to the filling station.
 
In my day, we couldn’t afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.
~Bill Flavin

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.
 
If you think something small can’t make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.
 
Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?
~Nipsey Russel

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
 
A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
 
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
~Kimberly Broyles

Shipwrecked man to another: ‘Don’t worry–we’ll be found. My pledge to the church is due this week.’
~Al Johns

Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier.
~James Dent

I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I’m only six feet tall, so I couldn’t play basketball. I’m only 190 pounds, so I couldn’t play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn’t be a referee.
~Jay Leno

Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you’re able to persecute.
~Jonathan Kellerman

He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom.
~The Better Half cartoon by Randy Glasbergen

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Guys who have big muscles and a nice car are usually trying to make up for a lost feature.
 
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like ‘What I’m Going to be If I Grow Up.’
~Lenny Bruce

Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter.
~James T. Adams

You can’t say civilization isn’t advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
~Will Rogers

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
~Ashleigh Brilliant

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men.
~Joseph Conrad

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~Charlotte Whittond

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
 
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
~Jerome K. Jerome

The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy.
 
After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.
 
Remember the good old days when a juvenile delinquent was a boy who played the saxophone too loud?
 
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
~Kin Hubbard

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
~A. Whitney Brown

Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers.
~Judith Martin

Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, and disposable.
~Mrs. White, Clue

Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?
~Courtney Huston

Tolerance is a great trait to contain, but so is the ability to shut up.

English is a funny language–that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
~Mark Grasso

One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average.
~Jonathan Fuerbringer

Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil–and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.
~Phil Pastoret

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big.
~George Carlin

Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
~Terry Marchal

Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure.
~Michael Levine

A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
~Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby

You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something.
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
~Al Bernstein

We all basically go back to being children in the dentist’s chair.
~Arthur Benjamin

Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
~Robert Newton Peck

School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone.

Page Topic: A collection of some of the top great witty quotes: Some of the best funny, witty and classic quotes

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
- Woody Allen

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
- Woody Allen

 On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
- Woody Allen

 Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
- Woody Allen

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
- Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife – a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also thereis the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it’s being held.
- Woody Allen

94.5% of all statistics are made up.
- Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
- Woody Allen

 I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody’s.
- Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
- Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.
- Woody Allen

 It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him “be fruitful and multiply”. But not in those words.
- Woody Allen

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen

 If only God would give me some sign. If He would just speak to me once, anything, one sentence, two words. If He would just cough.
- Woody Allen

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
- Woody Allen

 Why ruin a good story with the truth?
- Woody Allen

 I didn’t know he was dead; I thought he was British.
- Woody Allen

 I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
- Woody Allen

 I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

 I recently turned sixty. Practically a third of my life is over.
- Woody Allen

 My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty..
- Woody Allen

 For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
- Woody Allen

 My brain? It’s my second favorite organ.
- Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- Woody Allen

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
- Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
- Woody Allen

 The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
- Woody Allen

 I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
- Woody Allen

 I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
- Woody Allen

I was depressed…I was suicidal; as a matter of fact, I would have killed myself but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
- Woody Allen

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
- Woody Allen

 I’m not the heroic type. I was beaten up by quakers.
- Woody Allen

 In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
- Woody Allen

 In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen

 Intellectuals are like the mafia; they only kill their own.
- Woody Allen

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- Woody Allen

 I’m not a fighter, I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
- Woody Allen

 Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing. Between 5, it’s fantastic.
- Woody Allen

 I’ve often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
- Woody Allen

 It’s worse than dog eats dog. It’s dog doesn’t return dog’s phone calls.
- Woody Allen

 Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen

 Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen

 More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
- Woody Allen

 Oh, now there’s only one kind of love that lasts. That’s unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
- Woody Allen

 My brain? It’s my second favorite organ.
- Woody Allen

 Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
- Woody Allen

My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.
- Woody Allen

 Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- Woody Allen

 On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Woody Allen

 The thing to remember is that each time of life has its appropriate rewards, whereas when you’re dead it’s hard to find the light switch. The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife – a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it’s being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
- Woody Allen

So, without further adieu, here are the winners of InnocentEnglish.com’s Last words of Dying People Awards, in 20 categories.

Category 1: Most Fitting for the Person

Winner:

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

~ Oscar Wilde, writer, died: November 30, 1900

Also Nominated:

Damn it . . . Don’t you dare ask God to help me.

~ Joan Crawford. actress, died: May 10, 1977.  To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.

I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.

~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, died: 1702

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

~ Harry Lillis “Bing” Crosby, singer / actor, died: October 14, 1977

Category 2: Most Ironic

They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist. . . .

~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, died: 1864.  Killed in battle during US Civil War.

Also Nominated:

I am a Queen, but I have not the power to move my arms.

~ Louise, Queen of Prussia, died: 1820

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room – and God damn it – died in a hotel room.

~ Eugene O’Neill, writer, died: November 27, 1953

I am still alive!

~ Gaius Caligula, Roman Emperor, died:41 AD. Stabbed to death by his own guards – (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus)

Category 3: Most Touching

I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.

Spoken to his wife.

~ James K. Polk, US President, died: 1849

Also Nominated:

Come my little one, and give me your hand.

Spoken to his daughter, Ottilie.

~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, writer, died: March 22, 1832

Oh, do not cry – be good children and we will all meet in heaven.

~ Andrew Jackson, US President, died: 1845

Category 4: Most Humorous:

Yes, it’s tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

When asked if he thought dying was tough.

~ Edmund Gwenn, actor, died: September 6, 1959

Cateogry 5: Most Inspiring

I forgive everybody. I pray that everybody may also forgive me, and my blood which is about to be shed will bring peace to Mexico. Long live Mexico! Long Live Independence!

~ Maximilian, Emperor of Mexico, (Archduke Maximilian of Austria), died: June 11, 1867

Category 6: Worst Missed Opportunity:

Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionist, died: 1923

Also Nominated:

Go on, get out – last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.

To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.

~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, died: 1883

I’m bored with it all.

Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.

~ Winston Churchill, statesman, died: January 24, 1965

Category 7:  Most Banal

I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.

~ Richard Feynman, physicist, died: 1988

Also Nominated:

It’s all been very interesting.

~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, writer, died: 1762

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

~ Johannes Brahms, composer, died: April 3, 1897

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, died: 1891

Category 8: Most Morbid

The earth is suffocating . . . Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won’t be buried alive.

Dying of tuberculosis.

~ Frederic Chopin, composer, died: October 16, 1849

Category 9: Most Kingly

A King should die standing.

~ Louis XVIII, King of France, died: 1824

Also Nominated::

Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?

~ Louis XIV, King of France, died: 1715

Category 10: That sums it up award

God bless… God damn.

~ James Thurber, humorist, died: 1961

Category 11: Most Ready for Death

Now comes the mystery!

~ Henry Ward Beecher, evangelist, died: March 8, 1887

Also Nominated:

Nothing, but death.

When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.

~ Jane Austen, writer, died: July 18, 1817

Adieu, mes amis. Je vais la gloire.

(Farewell, my friends! I go to glory!)

~ Isadora Duncan, dancer, died: 1927

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

~ Thomas Hobbes, writer, died: 1679

This is the last of earth! I am content.

~ John Quincy Adams, US President, died: February 21, 1848

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.

~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, died: March 26, 1827

I am ready.

~ Woodrow Wilson, US President, died: 1924

Category 12: Most Brave

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.

~ Ernesto “Che” Guevara, died: October 9, 1967

Also Nominated:

Let’s cool it brothers . . .

Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.

~ Malcolm X, Black leader, died: 1966

I die hard but am not afraid to go.

~ George Washington, US President, died: December 14, 1799

Category 13: Most Shakespearian

All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!

~ Henry VIII, King of England, died: 1547

Also Nominated::

All my possessions for a moment of time.

~ Elizabeth I, Queen of England, died: 1603

Category 14: Most arrogant

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

~ John Barrymore, actor, died: May 29, 1942

Category 15: Saddest

I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.

~ Leonardo da Vinci, artist, died: 1519

Category 16: Most intoxicated

I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that’s the record . . .

~ Dylan Thomas, poet, died: 1953

Also Nominated::

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, died: January 14, 1957

Category 17: Most melodramatic

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

~ Florenz Ziegfeld. Showman, died: July 22, 1932

Category 18: Most ominous

KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low.

Last radio communiqué before her disappearance.

~ Amelia Earhart, died: 1937

Category 19: Most apropos

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

~ Walter De La Mare, writer, died: 1956

Category 20: Most Patriotic: (Tie)

Is it the Fourth?

~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, died: July 4, 1826

Thomas Jefferson–still survives…

~ John Adams, US President, died: July 4, 1826. Some hours after Jefferson had died, relieved in the belief that he was still alive.

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