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Funny stories of twentieth century
BIGAMY
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
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The man was weak and naturally unlucky, and so he got married three times inside of a year. He was convicted and sentenced for four years. He seemed greatly relieved. As [...]
Best classic funny stories of 1900s
ABSENTMINDEDNESS
The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer’s. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman [...]
Best funny jokes of twentieth century
DEDICATION
The visitor to the poet’s wife expressed her surprise that the man of genius had failed to dedicate any one of his volumes to the said wife. Whereupon, said wife became flustered, and declared tartly:
“I never thought of that. As soon as you are gone, I’ll look through all his books, and if that’s so, [...]