Best Funny Puns

Puns for Lexophiles: Lexophile Puns

Everyone loves a little bit of wordplay. English is an amazingly versatile language and being able to twist it into new and amazing forms while still being technically correct is fantastic talent to have. Why yes, I am a lexophile, which is to say, a lover of words. I’m also an autodidact but that’s something [...]

Job Jokes and Puns: My Top 20 Jobs

 Here’s a story about the jobs I had and tried to get.  My Top 20 Jobs: A punny story. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me [...]

Top 10 Puns of All Time

    The best puns of all time are:     1. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” 2. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When [...]

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