Best Funny Puns
Job Jokes and Puns: My Top 20 Jobs
Here’s a story about the jobs I had and tried to get. My Top 20 Jobs: A punny story.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After […]
Top 10 Puns of All Time
The best puns of all time are:
1. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
2. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how […]
Best (& Worst) Funny Puns of all time
Top 10 Puns of all time
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you […]