Comments on: When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:56:19 +0000

When life gives you lemons, DANCE!!!!!!!

By: Mukesh

Mukesh — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 14:35:38 +0000

When life gives you lemons, don’t expect all of them to be sour.

By: Joao da Silva 51

Joao da Silva 51 — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 03:33:14 +0000

When life give you lemons, mix them up with a bit of sugar and some pinga or vodka and plenty of ice. There you have a perfect caipirinha. Mmmmm delicious!!!!

By: jeff

jeff — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 10:06:30 +0000

when life gives you lemons …….. keep asking for more until you have millions of them and use them to summon the emperor of darkness and use his powers to extinguish life from those who made your life a living hell and watch their faces as he slowly feast on their pain and suffering, rejoice as you hear their screams and wails of despair and anguish…..

or ya know just throw them back and ask for candies :)

By: danny the kid

danny the kid — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 07:34:48 +0000

When life gives you lemons , sell them to the highest price (3$/kg) then buy low rate shares, sell them 3 days after when their value is double then buy bonds , sell them after one month then buy the 51% of a low cost rated company based in Africa , change their structure , fire some workers raize the company and then sell it to the highest bider , then buy shares on a construction company based on Dubai , wait for them to start constructing a large Hotel or smthing and then sell your shares after that toy must be a billionaire
repeat when lemons are available again !!!!
danny biz

By: Mohamad

Mohamad — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 03:43:13 +0000

when life gives you lemons, say no thanks i dont take candy from strangers

By: Sickx

Sickx — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 18:06:24 +0000

When life gives you lemons – take ‘em, cos hey, free lemons.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 10 May 2011 23:35:08 +0000

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade… or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

By: VoidedNote

VoidedNote — Mon, 09 May 2011 05:33:26 +0000

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

By: natalie

natalie — Sun, 08 May 2011 17:47:17 +0000

if life gives u lemons… keep them cuz hey! free lemons!
if life gives u lemons… throw them bak and demand chocolate!