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	<title>Comments on: Top 10 ways to annoy a Telemarketer: A list of the top ways to get back at Telemarketers</title>
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		<title>By: niner</title>
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		<dc:creator>niner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the local newspaper called and wanted me to get a subscription. in a sad upset irritated voice I told them I couldn&#039;t read or write. the lady didn&#039;t know what to say but that she was sorry and she couldn&#039;t apologize enough she was almost in tears. the paper never called again.  It worked for me. good luck!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the local newspaper called and wanted me to get a subscription. in a sad upset irritated voice I told them I couldn&#8217;t read or write. the lady didn&#8217;t know what to say but that she was sorry and she couldn&#8217;t apologize enough she was almost in tears. the paper never called again.  It worked for me. good luck!</p>
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		<title>By: Danny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey guys, jus chill..these people are just doin their jobs....Tell &#039;em that you arwe not interested and hang up

If u feel like joking with &#039;em, just ask them &quot;where  can we meet&quot; (provided the telemarketer is of the opposite sex, of course)..and can we date or somethin !!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey guys, jus chill..these people are just doin their jobs&#8230;.Tell &#8216;em that you arwe not interested and hang up</p>
<p>If u feel like joking with &#8216;em, just ask them &#8220;where  can we meet&#8221; (provided the telemarketer is of the opposite sex, of course)..and can we date or somethin !!</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel Kirkland</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rachel Kirkland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Have you ever listen to tom mabe on youtube and what he does to telemarketers?? look it up</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever listen to tom mabe on youtube and what he does to telemarketers?? look it up</p>
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		<title>By: Abdul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Abdul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#11. Just say &#039;ma&#039;m/sir, i am seeking for job. Will you recommend me for your job?&#039;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#11. Just say &#8216;ma&#8217;m/sir, i am seeking for job. Will you recommend me for your job?&#8217;</p>
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		<title>By: Jaz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My husband once told one that his wife had just left him after inviting all his relatives over for Thanksgiving. He managed to get the telemarketer to tell him how to cook a turkey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband once told one that his wife had just left him after inviting all his relatives over for Thanksgiving. He managed to get the telemarketer to tell him how to cook a turkey.</p>
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		<title>By: tyhall</title>
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		<dc:creator>tyhall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i did number 2 and 3 and it is really funny listening to them say all there stuff</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i did number 2 and 3 and it is really funny listening to them say all there stuff</p>
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		<title>By: Angel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 01:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>u forgot to put on there, sing the song that never ends! thats the classic!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>u forgot to put on there, sing the song that never ends! thats the classic!</p>
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		<title>By: Ken</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:25:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#3 was actually from an episode of Seinfeld.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#3 was actually from an episode of Seinfeld.</p>
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		<title>By: Momma L</title>
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		<dc:creator>Momma L</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My daughter used to tell them in a baby voice that whoever they called for was her grandma.  Then she would tell them Grandma can&#039;t talk right now cause we have her tied up in the attic, and she only gets out on Sundays for church, and could they please meet us there if they want to talk to her.  Then she would tell them we went to the Satanic church and since we were witches we now knew who they were and were coming for them right after the goat sacrifice (if they stayed on the line that long)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My daughter used to tell them in a baby voice that whoever they called for was her grandma.  Then she would tell them Grandma can&#8217;t talk right now cause we have her tied up in the attic, and she only gets out on Sundays for church, and could they please meet us there if they want to talk to her.  Then she would tell them we went to the Satanic church and since we were witches we now knew who they were and were coming for them right after the goat sacrifice (if they stayed on the line that long)</p>
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		<title>By: erin</title>
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		<dc:creator>erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, one time I said, i&#039;m sorry but Santa Clause doesn&#039;t live here, you have the wrong address.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, one time I said, i&#8217;m sorry but Santa Clause doesn&#8217;t live here, you have the wrong address.</p>
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