Comments on: Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks

By: Danielle

Danielle — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 02:14:30 +0000

Hey everyone. I’m from a tiny little hick town and I love it. I love country music, country boys, and country living.They are the best. I agree with all of you… the city sucks… i can’t wait to get as far away from it as possible.

By: zack

zack — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 02:45:35 +0000

you might be a rndneck if you cant spell redneck

By: Charlene

Charlene — Mon, 02 May 2011 19:46:02 +0000

I live in the south. My boyfriend and live the redneck life style. We think these jokes are funny, you have to be able to laugh at your self. There is nothing more fun then joking about the northerners that visit. Every life style can be made into a joke.

By: BOBBY

BOBBY — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:01:18 +0000

yall know somethin bout us rednecks and southern boys….we aint gotta listen to nobody and dont give a shit bout nuthin. there’s nuthin better than a log or bag of backer in ur jaw and drivin through the mud with a cooler of beer and ‘shine in the passenger seat!! HEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW my redneck brothers and sisters!!!! [><] Rebel without a cause!!

By: JD

JD — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 00:45:22 +0000

Every one thinks hah dumb hick or stupid redneck, till they break down, or until they realize that 90% of the armed forces are rednecks and they can only make fun of us because we protect thier rights

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 03:22:31 +0000

mm i wonder if u can use christmas lights as extension cords. I was raised out in a lil town and 3 acres, walking round in cow crap all dat time. SPent the last 3 yrs in city, and ya know what? WHen im 16, im gettin a 1990s solid metal truck, fittin in w/ momnster truck wheels, and finding the nearest demolition derby! i dont damn care if people stare, I like trucks, and I learned to drive on an old john deere tractor. I am no damn city slut, the idea of going to a fancy lil place makes me wanna puke. and the lil bitty dogs and ‘designer’ breeds- the lil ones r deformities, the desginers are damn mutts. Deal with it, yall…. cheescake is better than icecream!

By: chase

chase — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:43:01 +0000

the ocean is wide and you cant step it.. i love you and you cant hep it…

By: scott

scott — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 10:30:54 +0000

know how ya can tell that both husband and wife chew tobacco? theres tobacca stains on both sides of the truck

By: Bubba

Bubba — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 04:09:03 +0000

You might be a redneck if you use christmas lights for extintion cords.

By: mudder

mudder — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 03:20:25 +0000

haha this is funny..there aint nothing like goin muddin all night long, drinkin beer, sppitin dip, yes im a girl and i dip! we drive jacked up trucks and love our hard wrkin cowboys<3