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Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks

These popular redneck pickup lines were obtained by InnocentEnglish- the first site to acquire them- by sending out private investigators into redneck bars across the South. These brave women put on very uncomfortable cowboy boots and 6 times their usual amounts of make up in order to attract redneck men at many different bars. They took notes of every pick up line used, and together created this list of the most popular and commonly used redneck pickup lines.

BEST FUNNY REDNECK PICKUP LINES

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford Pickup Truck. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps.

Howdy. You’re not the kinda unchristian girl that goes out drinking and then spends the night with the first loser she meets are ya? Well then, how about your uglier friend there?

Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Hey Baby. Wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 11 anyway.

Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips next to my tulips. And then plant some watermelon and probably a few tomato plants. It’s a little late in the year for lettuce, but we might be able to still get a few green beans to grow, iffen we add enough fertilizer, and give ‘em a lot of evening water since day water can just kill off those suckers right quick, cuz of how strong the sun is and those water beads just act like a magnifier, which is great for zapping those sunbich aphids but don’t do the vegetables no good at all which is why- what was we talking about?

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

A few more beers, and I’d probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I’ll give you one!

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19 Responses to “Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks””

1. terry Says:
   April 14th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

   your not the purdiest lady, but beauty is only a light switch away.

2. melissa Says:
   April 18th, 2008 at 10:44 am

   lol. at my school we have rednecks. im gonna use these thanks.
   :]]

3. Summer Says:
   May 29th, 2008 at 4:26 am

   You Might be a redneck if your friend fliped a lawnmower thinkin its a fourwheeler

4. Taffany Says:
   September 5th, 2008 at 9:53 am

   These are are so darn funny!!!!

5. Korny Kaid Says:
   November 14th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

   if you make my bed we can get down and dirty in it and mess it up…

6. NAKK69 Says:
   November 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

   i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you!!!

7. bajberry Says:
   March 22nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm

   you sure gotta purdy mouth

8. Jessica Says:
   March 24th, 2009 at 7:53 pm

   i lost my number can i have yours?

9. bubba Says:
   March 31st, 2009 at 7:29 am

   theres nothing wrong with being a redneck hell just the other day i got pulled over by the pigs cause my truck was over the limit!!so dont be makin fun of us rednecks we love the way we are and theres nothing you can do to change it ok so stop bein jerks bout the way we are

10. big mike Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    hey bros us country people get the hard work done in our country so dont talk down to us. thanks from one american to another.

11. Jared Says:
    June 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 am

    if u get stuck…… ill show ya how my cuz did it

12. cariana Says:
    June 17th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    i’m a true redneck cowgirl! my boyfriend is a true redneck. :)

    You might be a redneck if….. your partner is out in the front yard playing horseshoes with the missin toilet seat.

13. ben Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Did you jest fart cuz you blew me away

14. ben Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Ur face reminds me of a wrench cuz every time i see it my nuts tighten

15. Tom Coon Says:
    October 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    everyone makes fun of rednecks untill there car brakes down

16. lexi Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Hey yall I am a redneck and that is all I date… But hell some of these are funnier than a retard on christmas lol. Git r done!!!:]**

17. ..Cummins Kid... Says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Ive noticed that when city folk come from outta town they point and stair at our jacked up trucks,our John Deere Tractors,and our Justin Boots. I mean Shit Far’ they treat us like were part of a darn freak show. But they sure love seein us pull up when their on the side of the road broke down.

18. jo and foster Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 9:39 am

    damn girl your as fine as a new set of truck tires

19. jo and foster Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    thats how its done there boys

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