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Redneck Dictionary: Medical Terms

For those of you who have been staying up late, losing sleep, wanting to know redneck medical terms, here’s the redneck medical dictionary. You’re welcome.

Benign - What you be after you be eight.

Artery - The study of learning how to paint real good.

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.

Barium - What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.

CATscan - Searching for kitty.

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.

Colic - A sheep dog.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

D & C - Where Washington is.

Dilate - To live long.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fester - Quicker than someone else.

Fibula - A small lie.

Genital - Non-Jewish person.

G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.

Impotent - Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff - A Doctor’s cane.

Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.

Node - I knew it.

Outpatient - A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.

Pelvis - .Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative - A letter carrier.

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.

Rectum - Damn near killed him.

Secretion - Hiding something.

Seizure - Roman emperor.

Tablet - A small table.

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor - More than one.

Urine - Opposite of you’re out.

Varicose - Near by/close by.

 

 

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2 Responses to “Redneck Dictionary: Medical Terms””

  1. vancemaster Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    THESE ARE GREAT
    YET OFFENSIVE

  2. billie Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

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