Comments on: Funny Sayings

By: mike

mike — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:15:22 +0000

I know a little about everything and alot about nothin…..

By: JJ

JJ — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:48:49 +0000

If you notice this notice, You;ll notice this notice is not worth noticing

By: BRIAN

BRIAN — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:17:03 +0000

Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone!!!

By: makayla

makayla — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:51:08 +0000

Guns don’t kill people, dad’s with teenage daughters do!!!!!!!!!!

By: nick

nick — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:53:34 +0000

never hold farts in. it travels up your spine and into your brain and thats where crappy ideas come from

By: Alysia

Alysia — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:45:40 +0000

When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

When you’re scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

When you are confused,
I will use little words.

When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall,
I’ll pick you up
and dust you off–
After I laugh my rear off!!

By: Alysia

Alysia — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:44:01 +0000

When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

By: Alysia

Alysia — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:42:44 +0000

a good friend would come bail you out of jail a great friend would be sittin in the jail cell with you saying that way fun

By: Alysia

Alysia — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:39:46 +0000

when you get pulled over by the police for a DUI and the officer says “sir your eyes look red have you been drinkin lately” don’t say “officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating donuts lately?”

By: Alysia

Alysia — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:36:13 +0000

why are there no round stickmen?