Comments on: Funny Sayings

By: devy

devy — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:59:52 +0000

1.BREAKING NEWS: There’s no news today.
2.TO THE GUYS:
If life give you LEMONS, just rearrange the letters and you have MELONS so you wouldn’t be tempted to touch any girl’s melons.

By: HumourMeMonkey

HumourMeMonkey — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:46:43 +0000

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

By: bigdude

bigdude — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:04:10 +0000

these are all old

By: Almadelia

Almadelia — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:30:20 +0000

I Just Wanna Thank Everyone For All These Funny Words, I Read Some Every Morning To Start My Day Off In A Great Mood.

By: mike

mike — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:15:22 +0000

I know a little about everything and alot about nothin…..

By: JJ

JJ — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:48:49 +0000

If you notice this notice, You;ll notice this notice is not worth noticing

By: BRIAN

BRIAN — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:17:03 +0000

Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone!!!

By: makayla

makayla — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:51:08 +0000

Guns don’t kill people, dad’s with teenage daughters do!!!!!!!!!!

By: nick

nick — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:53:34 +0000

never hold farts in. it travels up your spine and into your brain and thats where crappy ideas come from

By: Alysia

Alysia — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:45:40 +0000

When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

When you’re scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

When you are confused,
I will use little words.

When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall,
I’ll pick you up
and dust you off–
After I laugh my rear off!!