Comments on: Funny Sayings

By: Larry

Larry — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 03:20:15 +0000

My dog ate a box of crayons. Next day I saw rainbows in the backyard.

About a month before grandpa died, grandma rubbed some lard on his back side. After that he went downhill rather quickly.

It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill as long as you don’t lose the cow.

No matter how well you bake, it’s all much a-dough about muffin.

Nero fiddled while Rome burned because he liked to see people’s faces light up.

My wife and I never go to bed angry. We fight all night.

pkay411 — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 07:48:22 +0000

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

Eamon — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:45:06 +0000

can you twitter my yahoo until I google all over your face book?

Holly Swartz — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 18:50:51 +0000

When life gives you lemons ADD Vodka :)

proness =P — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 13:34:01 +0000

dear americans, yes of course we ride kangaroos to skool, do u guys ride fat ppl? from australians

Nicolas — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 02:54:59 +0000

Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

Casey — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:58:11 +0000

“your so far in the closet, the boogie man is your best friend”

Me — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 01:36:44 +0000

if life gives you lemons, chuck them back and demand candy or you’ll scream and life dosent want that now does it?

Vampires r pains in the neck

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot in tin foil!

Mia — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 01:34:26 +0000

Silence is golden but duct tape is silve and works just as good.

Anonymous — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 00:09:23 +0000

Experience is what you get shortly after you really needed it.