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Translation Dictionary for decoding personal ads and dating profiles

Ever have trouble decoding personal dating ads or online dating profiles? Well, this handy guide will help clarify any confusion, helping you intelligently and informatively wade through all the personal ads and dating profiles so you can choose the right person for you. Take a look.

40-ish…………………………….49.

Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.

Athletic…………………………..small breasts.

Average looking…………………Moooo.

Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure………………On medication.

Feminist………………………….Over weight.

Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.

Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.

New-Age………………………….Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned……………………No oral.

Open-minded…………………….Desperate.

Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.

Professional……………………….

Voluptuous………………………over weight.

Large frame………………………over weight.

Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.

Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.

High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things.

Free-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy and irresponsible.

Ample . . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.

Huggable . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.

Dynamic . . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy.

Assertive . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy with a mean streak.

Excited About Life’s Journey . . No concept of reality.

Moody . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive.

Unpredictable . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and off medication.

Soulful . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and quiet.

Poetic . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and boring.

Looking for Mr/Ms Right. . . . . Looking for Mr/Ms Rich.

Very Human . . . . . . . . . . . Quasimodo.

Uninhibited . . . . . . . . . . Lacking basic social skills.

Irreverent . . . . . . . . . . . Mean and lacking basic social skills.

Aging Child . . . . . . . . . . Self-centered adult.

Freedom-loving . . . . . . . . . Undependable.

Young at Heart . . . . . . . . . Over 50.

Youthful . . . . . . . . . . . . Over 50 and in major denial.

Chatty . . . . . . . . . . . . . Never shuts up.

Humorous . . . . . . . . . . . . Watches too much TV and never shuts up.

Financially secure. . . . Has a job.

Affectionate . . . . . . . . . . Horny.

Romantic . . . . . . . . . . . . Horny.

Passionate . . . . . . . . . . . REALLY horny.

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