1. Hi there. Do you flush here often?
2. My name? Just call me Senator McLovin.
3. So, um, you wanna give it a whirl?
4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I and P together
5. Will you still respect me in 2 minutes?
6. I’ve gotta hand it to you. You can really hold my own.
7. Excuse me but do you know where I can find a cup? That’s right. I wanna C-U-P.
8. Stall inspector. Per regulations, I’m just crawling into your stall to make sure your toilet will hold two people.
9. Excuse me. Would you mind if I um, slipped into something a little more comfortable?
10. Are you going to go sit at the bar after this? Because I would be happy to push in your stool.
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