Comments on: Funny Pick Up Lines: Vote for Your favorite funny pickup lines.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:38:00 +0000

hi i im single

bkoolz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:03:39 +0000

you and i should get jerseys, cause we’d make a great team, but yours would be better, because you’re out of my league.

Dhay — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:35:32 +0000

Are you Gillette???
The Best a Man can get…

Brad Geier — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:14:24 +0000

Your feet must be tired cause’ you’ve been dancing through my head all night!

not kevin clark — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:01:06 +0000

you: what winks and skrews like a tiger?
her: i dont know
you: (then you wink)

lisa — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:01:41 +0000

Which movie is #15 from?

heather — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:01:50 +0000

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

bitters — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:33:32 +0000

roses are red,
violets are not,
im really cool,
and youre really hot!

olivetti — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:24:20 +0000

do you like robins? cuz your robbin’ my heart!

your eyes are like two pristine swimming pools.
-and i am very hot, can i go swimming?

you must be achoholic, becuase you intoxicate me

Guyovanni — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:20:04 +0000

Do you believe in love at first sight
No
I’ll walk past agen

I’m new in town can you show me directions to your house

R u frm tenesee cus your the only 10 i can c;)